Flawless, is the way we see our celebs, most especially the ones we love. These people, however, are far from flawless as they are like us in every way.
While sometimes they say the absolute perfect stuff on screen and music, they lose thier tongues in real life and spill as it comes.
Here are some extremely dumb things ever said by celebrities:
Chuck Nevitt: Uncle and Aunt
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt”
What will you be if she gives birth to twins; boy and girl? Hard life!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Gay Marriage
“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”
This will definitely be a long lecture Mr. Former Governor.
Britney Spears
“I would rather start out somewhere small, like London or England.”
“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”
“I always listen to ‘NSYNC’s ‘Tearin’ Up My Heart.’ It reminds me to wear a bra.”
Congrats, you are the champion of dumbest things ever said by celebrities
Snooki: Time
“I’m not good with time. Like, if I ask you the time and you say ‘A quarter to 2’ I wouldn’t know. Why can’t you just say 2:30?”
Tell me it’s not this bad, please!
Aubrey O’Day: On Hitler
“I don’t condone Hitler one ounce, but yes, he was a brilliant man. Can you guys say that he wasn’t? He ran a country.”
Totally agree with you there. I do dear.
Winston Bennett: Surgery
“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.”
How about a major brain surgery on any part of your body?
Mariah Carey: Starving Children
“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff”
They don’t love to be skinny and they don’t love the flies.
Kellie Pickler: Europe
“I thought Europe was a Country”
Arghhhhh… Not again. Next, please!
Brooke Shields: Anti-smoking Campaign
“Smoking Kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
This is as simple as it can get.
Jessica Simpson: Tuna
“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says chicken of the sea.”
Paris Hilton: Not Stupid
“I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off.’ Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.”
We are not stupid as they think, Paris.
“What’s Wal-Mart? Where they sell like, walls and stuff?”
No Paris, it’s just a name. And they don’t make or sell Virgins in Virginia before you go asking.
Axl Rose: Relationships
“It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.”
Totally agree.
Cameron Diaz: On Having Children
“It would be great to start a family at some point. (But) I like my sleep. That’s why I don’t want a baby right now. I want my sleep.”
Linda Evangelista: Being Beautiful
“It was God who made me so beautiful. If it weren’t, then I’d be a teacher.”
Question 1: Who made teachers?
question 2: If it’s God did he make them ugly?
Don King: Two Languages
“He speaks English, Spanish, and he’s bilingual too”
David Beckham
“I want Brooklyn to be christened, but don’t know into what religion yet.”
Maybe Victoria can help out.
